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How To Make Your Business Fail In Ten Days Or Less
How To Make Your Business Fail In Ten Days 1. Do get a web page at a cheap hosting site. Preferrably afree place that will put there banners and ads all overdiminishing anything you are trying to sell.2. Do put up your own banners everywhere making it hard tonavigate and hard for anyone to not get a headache just lookingat the main page. After all we don't w...
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...ant them coming back.3. Do make make sure that when a visitor clicks on a link andgoes to another page, they have no way of getting back to themain of your site. We want them so hopelessly lost they have nochoice but to go elsewhere. We don't want to have repeatcustomers do we?4. Make the background and text virtually the same color so thatprospective visitors have to squint themselves into oblivionjust to make out a letter.5. Also be sure to make the text so small they will ...
...have wonderif there actually looking at specks of dirt instead of words.6. Don't ever get a mailing list. We don't want those nosypeople to be able to find you or your website again do we?7. Do get a GIGANTIC, colorful logo or text. Make sure it spins,spits fire, dazzles, and confuses your audience. That way theywill be so hypnotized they'll forget there own name AND yourwebsite address. And speaking of web address...8. Don't get a short, easily remembered address. Get an addressso long it will be three sentences long when put in ms word andbe rejected by most search engines.9. Under no circumstances do you submit your site to any searchengines. By submitting your website you are making it to easyfor people to find your business. We want them to work for it.Why should you do all the hard stuff and they just stroll in?Give them a challenge. People like that.10. Do not ever put your website address in your emailsignature, on tshirts, pens/pencils, coffee mugs or other goodadvertising products. If you do that then word of mouth mightstart and you will have all this traffic coming onto yourwebpage and we are trying to avoid that aren't we?11. Most of all, and this is the most important, Do not tellANYONE about your business website. It's a secret, so treat itas one. Don't put it in your forum signature, in your blog, inarticles, or advertisements offline. That means no searchengines, adsense, adwords, or overture. This is your secret sokeep it close to your vest.Follow all these rules and in lessthan 10 days you can sit and reap the sweet victory of having afailed business, no income and no customers. Good Luck.Marsha James http://allabouttraffic.blogspot.com/http://affiliatedreamz.blogspot.com/http://homeincometalk.seo-blog.org/
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